Tie a Tie - A business oriented Explanation..
Hi Guys, I am here to explain how to tie a Tie. Firstly, you need to check whether you have tie with you. This is the basic requirement. I usually keep everything in my pocket. Let me check whether I have that import stuff with me. Holy Crap.. I missed my tie.. Mmm.. Let me check the other pocket.. Hmm.. Great I got what you call as tie.
As the second step, you need to decide where you want to tie it. It can be anywhere. People you used to tie it around their waist, mouth, head, etc.. Anyway I choose my neck. I mean I going to tie it around my shirt collar. So I am getting my tie around the Collar.
Now you need to get the tie around your.. What you call as "neck". To succeed on this you need to be
aware of your neck is. Another important point is, you need to make sure your shirt collar should be
kept between the tie & your neck. Otherwise it will become a real "hanging" kind of situation.
As the 4th step, you need to put on the button. When you don't put on the button with a tie. You might look
like a "Kenaian". So you need to make sure of this.
Now it is time to get the knots into the tie. Your concentration need to be completely on the tie.
Otherwise it will become a complete failure. Don't think about lunch... Don't think about the 5th
floor.. Don't think about your neighbor's hairstyle. All your mind should be in.. What you call as tie :)
Great it is over.. Great.. I have successfully deployed the tie. Oh! I mean I have tied the tie in the
proper place. Hey! who the hell are you taking photographs of me.. You can't steal the knowledge like
this.. Hey! Don't run.. You need to give me the royalty for this.